Hello baby can I see your smile?

I've got a game for you!

Yeah, as uninteresting as you are, I have.

[crosses arms and glares] ...?

[obnoxious smile]
So the game is, you have to think of as many pet names as possible!

God, dontcha love me?

I'll start, sweetheart.

[bristles] Che! What a stupid idea!

...AND DON'T CALL ME THAT.

See, Yu, I'm winning now.

Which means you're losing. Like the sound of that?

!!!!!!

You bastard.

How's that for a bloody nickname?

Pff, try again, blossom?

ME - 2
LOSER - 0

You don't deserve those points, asshole.

You hurt I. I is trying to be loving to his little friend. I says each insult is -1.

MOI: 2
LOSER: -2

Keep taking the points away, fuckwad. See if I care. [crosses arms]

Yu, I'm trying to be fun. But point taken, I'll shut up, since you don't need me.


..dearest.

..........CHE. It's impossible for you to shut up.

No. I won't play your stupid game.

Unless you'd like to fight me.

....'kay. [runs hand through hair] See ya, then, Yu.

...............................

Honeybun.

(I'm only doing this because you're even more annoying when you're depressed.)

Thanks, sugarplum!





P.S. Love you too, you know..

Honey.

I never said I loved you.

[falls off chair]

Oh, you muffin, you.

...[vein]

Bas-Buttercup.

Good one, pookie.

Angel.