Why people who can't multitask should not attempt a 69

I feel like an 18 year old boy today!

What the hell are you babbling about now? You never make any sense.

Whatcha say, virgin boy? [chuckle]

...I am not even going to ask what you're talking about, pervert. [glare]

I bet you wouldn't last two minutes, uh huh.

...If it were a test of endurance, I'd beat you.

HA. REALLY.

By yourself, Yu. But I'm skilled, and you wouldn't last thirty seconds.

...You horrid pervert.

Wait, you didn't know what I was talkin' about? You need a sex life; this is making me sad.

It doesn't matter if I knew what you were talking about or not.

And I do not need a sex life.

BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

You're supposed to be at your hormonal peak, Yu! You're supposed to be thinking 'bout sex every three seconds!

No one says that but you, pervert. There's no "supposed to" when it comes to this sort of thing.

Hey, have you ever had sex?

Che! Waste of time.

Obviously, idiot.

PWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[wipes mouth]

But seriously, then, what do you do?

[glare]

What do I do? You are an idiot.

Yu... jacking off...?

You two seem to be having fun.

LAVI! THAT IS NOT WHAT I- Lenalee.

I wouldn't go as far as calling it FUN.

Not at all; I'm glad you're acting like a healthy teenager for once. [awkward laugh] I guess I'll remember this.

OHO. BUSTED.

LENALEE. IT IS NOT WHAT IT- DAMN YOU, LAVI!! [dives for him with Mugen ready]

DEAR GOD HELPP!!!